O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Drunk is not a location!
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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