I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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