just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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