Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've blown a few things in my day
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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