ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Randomize
