I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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