Dual....:-)
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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