Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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