Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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