Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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