her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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