at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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