That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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