Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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