Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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