girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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