"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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