sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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