shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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