I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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