No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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