It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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