problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Every concussion has its silver lining
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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