So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Randomize
