): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
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