We won't sleep together?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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