Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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