PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
