So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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