I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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