escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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