Yo dont text me then not text me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
