I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
