Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he fucked my hip out of place.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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