just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
