I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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