Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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