Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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