Non-Jews are for practice
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
