I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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