i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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