just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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