So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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