Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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