is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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