Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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