I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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