Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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