Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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