that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
