I wannas sexs uuuuu
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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