so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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